Dirty Mouth

Has anyone else out there had to ask your child, "What's that in your mouth?" while in Target, then suddenly realize that she just ate popcorn (that you did not purchase, so it's clearly someone else's nasty old popcorn) off the bottom of the buggy? Just us??

I hope not or else I'll feel even worse about it. We seriously considered swabbing her mouth with Listerine. Jonathan kept telling her to spit, spit, spit, and the grodey old popcorn came right on out. Disgusting.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that she was out of the buggy because she put the clips to the buggy harness in her mouth. SUPER GROSS!!!!!

To her credit, she's getting two new teeth (and probably multiple scary viruses).

Don't give Helen Claire any kisses in the next few days.

**We really did brush her teeth, give her water, Amoxicillin and Motrin when we got home**